Funny Matter – Issue 1

Funny Matter – Issue 1

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Welcome to FunnyMatter.com, the soon to be most-read website about all things funny. We support a free press and believe that it is essential to a democracy. At FunnyMatter.com, you will dive into the wild, strange and often a little overboard world of funny matter.

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"And then I see the disinfectant, where it knocks it out in one minute. And is there a way we can do something like that, by injection inside or almost a cleaning, because you see it gets in the lungs and it does a tremendous number on the lungs, so it’d be interesting to check that, so that you’re going to have to use medical doctors with, but it sounds interesting to me. So, we’ll see, but the whole concept of the light, the way it kills it in one minute. That’s pretty powerful." -- Trump
The quickest way to lose weight.
If you knock a tree over in the forest and there is no one alive to hear it, did it make a sound?
Wedding photo bomb
Get it off....get it off... ahhhhhh!
The is some goooood H2O!
This is just too weird. I don't even know what to say about it.
Demon fire
Why is it a bad idea to work for squirrels? Because they pay peanuts.
Free meat tenderizer
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