Funny Matter – Issue 4

Funny Matter – Issue 4

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Welcome to FunnyMatter.com issue 4! We have packed this issue with a ton of great funny videos, funny photos and other totally awesome funny matter. 

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I hate to admin it, but this is something that could happen to me. There’s nothing like a little bit of explosives, a bucket and the beach to add a little bit of fun to the day.

I can’t even imagine what happened here. None of the tops of the tents look wet, so did the flooding happened for some other reason then rain? Either way, this is just pure hell. I’m sure there is a ton of electronics like phones & I-pads, and good luck finding your keys. And it’s not a good way to wake up either.

This is just insane, stupid and, well, awesome.

This is the most heavy-duty tow truck I’ve ever seen. It’s so heavy -duty that it can carry an entire cruise ship.

This is exactly what metal shop is for.

Does she not see the predator lurking beneath the water, or is she just plain stupid? 

I can only imagine that due to the plethora of alcohol consumption, as seen in the right of the photo, that this guy is drunk….and stupid. The two don’t mix well as is apparent in this photo.

What do you think Mom would say about this new style?

A portable fish carrier….. Nice.

Unfortunately, this guy stopped to tie his shoe on a bridge near the Eifel Tower, and his girlfriend thought he was proposing which wasn’t the case.

A little bit of light reading, or is she planning something?

Unusual Speed Camera Photos

Smoking shortens your penis.

The Website is Down is one of my old favorites and hits home for a bunch of us I.T. guys.

Here’s some things I bet you didn’t know about sloths: 1. Sloths love flowers. 2. Sloths have long nails for hanging. 3. Sloths do not have any front teeth. 4. Sloths use their teeth for protection. 5. Sloths like to waterski and wakeboard. 

The chicken, a subspecies of the red junglefowl, is a type of domesticated fowl, originally from Southeastern Asia. Rooster or cock is a term for an adult male bird, and younger male may be called a cockerel. A male that has been castrated is a capon. But none of that matters, because these chickens are going to war.

This gives me a headache!

I think his friend wants to hang around for a bit.

I could see how this could run fowl.

Generally, cats hate the wind. This one doesn’t.

Bomb disposal is an explosives engineering profession using the process by which hazardous explosive devices are rendered safe. And apparently, all new bomb disposal trainees get the paper bag treatment at least once.

OK, which did you see first, pervert!

This terrorist weapon with an automatic toilet paper launcher is quite deadly and messy, too.

AI has resulted in some benign and humorous outcomes. Take this ball catcher for instance. It’s pretty cool. 

Look, Mom, no brains!

Would you do this?

Celebrating too early while the other teams somehow manages to score a point is too funny, and it is embarrassing to say the least.

I don’t know what is funnier, the girl receiving the rose or the girl with the dark hair. 

Some people just should be allowed to drive, especially this one.

Who would cut a dog in half? That’s just sick.

Who would cut a man in two? That’s even sicker. 

The irony of advertising.

People have too much time on their hands.

Again, this person has too much time on their hands, but it is creative. 

When you’ve got to go, you’ve got to go. But still. Then, on another note,  there’s the guy taking a photo from his urinal with another guy standing right next him. What’s that other guy thinking at this point in time?

Camp rage.

How is this a failure? The kid meets the requirements of the question even though it is not the expected “My goat is in a pen” answer. I give the kid an A+ for thinking outside the box.

Ewhhh!

Glamping?

There’s no need to panic. It’s just a shark.

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